THE CRYONIC WAREHOUSEFAQsQ: What actually happens when you undergo
a cryogenic procedure? Q: Is it risky? Q: How do I know I definitely will be
thawed out when I want to be? Q: I'm 24 and want to stay young forever.
Is this for me? Q: I'm concerned about global warming.
Is cryonics a viable option for me? Q: I have a few problems with some creditors
who are a little…heavy-handed, shall we say. Would cryogenics be
a good way out for me? Q: Help! I come from a very wealthy
background and expect to inherit a substantial sum after the death of
certain family members. Unfortunately, I also come from a family of
"long-livers". I don't want to be in my dotage when I finally
get my hands on all this dosh. Q: What if I don't like the future that
I wake up to when my allotted time is up? You know, what if the machines
have taken over, like in the Terminator movies? Q: I bore easily and I'm worried that
I could go crazy in the tank. Is there anything to "do" while
I'm in there? Q: I'm a senior member of the British
upper class who currently is in a spot of bother with allegations of
murder, questionable sexuality, and other assorted misdemeanors. I'm
also sick and tired of waiting for Mumsie to drop off the perch. Would
I be able to "sit out" a few quiet years in one of your more
private tanks? Why didn't the witch sing at the concert? Because she had a frog in her throat. What do you call a witch Who drives really badly? A road hag. What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled. What sound does a witch make when she cries? "Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo". Why should men beware of beautiful witches? They'll sweep them off their feet. How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets 2 friends to make the stove shake with fright. How do you make a witch float? Blend two scoops of ice cream with one witch. What do you call a pretty and friendly witch? A failure.
Why is a witch's face like a thousand dollar bill? It's all green and wrinkly.
During her company's periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password:
GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix
When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, "The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital."
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